Still, she’s got a lot of spirit. I don’t know, what do you think?

A tremor in the Force. The last time I felt it was in the presence of my old master. What!? I want to come with you to Alderaan. There’s nothing for me here now. I want to learn the ways of the Force and be a Jedi, like my father before me.

I can’t get involved! I’ve got work to do! It’s not that I like the Empire, I hate it, but there’s nothing I can do about it right now. It’s such a long way from here. What!? Obi-Wan is here. The Force is with him.

I have traced the Rebel spies to her. Now she is my only link to finding their secret base.

He is here. I don’t know what you’re talking about. I am a member of the Imperial Senate on a diplomatic mission to Alderaan– I don’t know what you’re talking about. I am a member of the Imperial Senate on a diplomatic mission to Alderaan–

The more you tighten your grip, Tarkin, the more star systems will slip through your fingers.
Look, I ain’t in this for your revolution, and I’m not in it for you, Princess. I expect to be well paid. I’m in it for the money.
Hokey religions and ancient weapons are no match for a good blaster at your side, kid.

In my experience, there is no such thing as luck.

The Force is strong with this one. I have you now. She must have hidden the plans in the escape pod. Send a detachment down to retrieve them, and see to it personally, Commander. There’ll be no one to stop us this time!

Hokey religions and ancient weapons are no match for a good blaster at your side, kid.
I’m trying not to, kid.
I suggest you try it again, Luke. This time, let go your conscious self and act on instinct.

Obi-Wan is here. The Force is with him. Remember, a Jedi can feel the Force flowing through him. You don’t believe in the Force, do you? The more you tighten your grip, Tarkin, the more star systems will slip through your fingers.

But with the blast shield down, I can’t even see! How am I supposed to fight? Ye-ha! Ye-ha! Kid, I’ve flown from one side of this galaxy to the other. I’ve seen a lot of strange stuff, but I’ve never seen anything to make me believe there’s one all-powerful Force controlling everything. There’s no mystical energy field that controls my destiny. It’s all a lot of simple tricks and nonsense.

You don’t believe in the Force, do you? She must have hidden the plans in the escape pod. Send a detachment down to retrieve them, and see to it personally, Commander. There’ll be no one to stop us this time!

He is here. He is here. I care. So, what do you think of her, Han? All right. Well, take care of yourself, Han. I guess that’s what you’re best at, ain’t it?

I need your help, Luke. She needs your help. I’m getting too old for this sort of thing. What good is a reward if you ain’t around to use it? Besides, attacking that battle station ain’t my idea of courage. It’s more like…suicide.

I can’t get involved! I’ve got work to do! It’s not that I like the Empire, I hate it, but there’s nothing I can do about it right now. It’s such a long way from here. What!? All right. Well, take care of yourself, Han. I guess that’s what you’re best at, ain’t it?

Partially, but it also obeys your commands. I want to come with you to Alderaan. There’s nothing for me here now. I want to learn the ways of the Force and be a Jedi, like my father before me. Oh God, my uncle. How am I ever gonna explain this?

Still, she’s got a lot of spirit. I don’t know, what do you think? Look, I can take you as far as Anchorhead. You can get a transport there to Mos Eisley or wherever you’re going. Escape is not his plan. I must face him, alone.

In my experience, there is no such thing as luck. The Force is strong with this one. I have you now. Partially, but it also obeys your commands. What!?

I want to come with you to Alderaan. There’s nothing for me here now. I want to learn the ways of the Force and be a Jedi, like my father before me. Oh God, my uncle. How am I ever gonna explain this? You mean it controls your actions?

Don’t underestimate the Force. What!? Look, I ain’t in this for your revolution, and I’m not in it for you, Princess. I expect to be well paid. I’m in it for the money. Escape is not his plan. I must face him, alone.

Aw, you’re all Mr. Grumpy Face today.

All I’ve got to do is pass as an ordinary human being. Simple. What could possibly go wrong? You hit me with a cricket bat. They’re not aliens, they’re Earth…liens! I’m the Doctor, I’m worse than everyone’s aunt. *catches himself* And that is not how I’m introducing myself.

Father Christmas. Santa Claus. Or as I’ve always known him: Jeff. *Insistently* Bow ties are cool! Come on Amy, I’m a normal bloke, tell me what normal blokes do! It’s a fez. I wear a fez now. Fezes are cool.

Saving the world with meals on wheels.

All I’ve got to do is pass as an ordinary human being. Simple. What could possibly go wrong? You hit me with a cricket bat. No, I’ll fix it. I’m good at fixing rot. Call me the Rotmeister. No, I’m the Doctor. Don’t call me the Rotmeister.

Father Christmas. Santa Claus. Or as I’ve always known him: Jeff. It’s a fez. I wear a fez now. Fezes are cool. It’s art! A statement on modern society, ‘Oh Ain’t Modern Society Awful?’! Aw, you’re all Mr. Grumpy Face today.

You know when grown-ups tell you ‘everything’s going to be fine’ and you think they’re probably lying to make you feel better?

It’s art! A statement on modern society, ‘Oh Ain’t Modern Society Awful?’! The way I see it, every life is a pile of good things and bad things.…hey.…the good things don’t always soften the bad things; but vice-versa the bad things don’t necessarily spoil the good things and make them unimportant.

Stop talking, brain thinking. Hush. I am the Doctor, and you are the Daleks! The way I see it, every life is a pile of good things and bad things.…hey.…the good things don’t always soften the bad things; but vice-versa the bad things don’t necessarily spoil the good things and make them unimportant.

You know how I sometimes have really brilliant ideas? No… It’s a thing; it’s like a plan, but with more greatness. Stop talking, brain thinking. Hush. No, I’ll fix it. I’m good at fixing rot. Call me the Rotmeister. No, I’m the Doctor. Don’t call me the Rotmeister.

*Insistently* Bow ties are cool! Come on Amy, I’m a normal bloke, tell me what normal blokes do! Stop talking, brain thinking. Hush. You hate me; you want to kill me! Well, go on! Kill me! KILL ME! I am the last of my species, and I know how that weighs on the heart so don’t lie to me!

Stop talking, brain thinking. Hush. I am the Doctor, and you are the Daleks! I’m the Doctor. Well, they call me the Doctor. I don’t know why. I call me the Doctor too. I still don’t know why. They’re not aliens, they’re Earth…liens!

I’m the Doctor. Well, they call me the Doctor. I don’t know why. I call me the Doctor too. I still don’t know why. It’s a fez. I wear a fez now. Fezes are cool. You know how I sometimes have really brilliant ideas?

You hit me with a cricket bat. Aw, you’re all Mr. Grumpy Face today. Heh-haa! Super squeaky bum time! You know when grown-ups tell you ‘everything’s going to be fine’ and you think they’re probably lying to make you feel better?

You’ve swallowed a planet! They’re not aliens, they’re Earth…liens! Father Christmas. Santa Claus. Or as I’ve always known him: Jeff. I am the Doctor, and you are the Daleks! I am the last of my species, and I know how that weighs on the heart so don’t lie to me!

*Insistently* Bow ties are cool! Come on Amy, I’m a normal bloke, tell me what normal blokes do! All I’ve got to do is pass as an ordinary human being. Simple. What could possibly go wrong? I am the last of my species, and I know how that weighs on the heart so don’t lie to me!

*Insistently* Bow ties are cool! Come on Amy, I’m a normal bloke, tell me what normal blokes do! Father Christmas. Santa Claus. Or as I’ve always known him: Jeff. Saving the world with meals on wheels.

I am the Doctor, and you are the Daleks! I am the last of my species, and I know how that weighs on the heart so don’t lie to me! *Insistently* Bow ties are cool! Come on Amy, I’m a normal bloke, tell me what normal blokes do!

I am the last of my species, and I know how that weighs on the heart so don’t lie to me! Annihilate? No. No violence. I won’t stand for it. Not now, not ever, do you understand me?! I’m the Doctor, the Oncoming Storm – and you basically meant beat them in a football match, didn’t you?